Guilt & Rambling

As a premise, lets begin with the actual point of this entry = I’m a LOUSY (lazy?) Blogger. Ya – that’s right…I’ve somehow {Note how I shirk responsibility} acquired a Twitter state of mind that demands – “I want the gist & ONLY the gist & I WANT IT NOW !!! Kinda like a USA Today (**That’s a POPular American newspaper…like a “Reader’s Digest” form of News, etc. for you Ozzies & “Outlanders”**.)

Ahhh…..but I digress. – Which is actually a fancy way of saying I’m getting off track and want to get back to the point I began with? – ANYWAY…speaking of Ozzies & Outlanders…One Ozzie in particular has been writing some extremely entertaining Blog entries over the last several months, tickling my titillation ( OH just go look it up – I don’t have the time.) which has quietly challenged me to put something new in here. I mean I have a damn Blog & am apparently allowing it to go to seed – so to speak. THERE, my guilt is officially sated,….now off we go, and to quote Bette Davis, “Put on your seatbelts…its going to be a bumpy ride”.

Now here’s the tough part. My friend’s Blog reflects recurrent themes of Boobs, Wine, Kids (her own), self realization/compartmentalization & humo(u)rous abandon. She’s so damn OPEN, I could drive a Mack truck through – no problem. (HEY! That’s a serious, heartfelt compliment – getcho mind outa da gutter!) She is also Libran, while I am Sun-Sign Virgo….you know, nit-picky, close to the vest, stogy…all that crap. Plus, I am male…Love Boobs – but mostly just have nice memories – SIGH….OK, we totally agree on the Wine & that means LOTS of it, whenever possible. Gawd’s greatest creation was the Grape. OK? – Just Sayin…….Kids – never had any ( & despise the little monsters on my block always putting a BIG dent in my wine-fueled, open 3rd floor window-rose colored glasses outlook on the world, anytime day/night, basically single fella, peace oriented autonomy OR, grocery store nirvana ( Where I also buy my wine ). SEE how complicated this gets?!…….Moving on to the other lack of parallel – You’re not getting that self depreciating-with-a-smile shit outa ME…especially in an open public forum! I save that kinda stuff for when I’m totally drunk at the bar w/ CLOSE friends ( or Skype – depending ). Use your imagination… what the hell – hep yo’sef !

So, NOW WHAT? ( or maybe I’m just subliminally wanting to have the Guinness Book of World Records Title for longest Blog opening-without really saying anything. OK…I’m actually good with that…so sue me.) **I’m also realizing that a full 1/3 of my vague rant thus far has been spent in soliloquy, so, who the hell do (*I) think I’m actually talking TO?….I warned you it gets complicated. Turn away or you may turn to salt. – again, Just Sayin – pick your poison.

If you haven’t left yet…you’re 1 of 2 kinds of people, EITHER> 1.) You don’t JUST “rubberneck” when coming across a bad car accident, you pull over & pretend you work for the local News – WITH a camera & make up some kinda media savvy nam-de-plume for yourself, to get real close in…..OR, 2.) You’re just my kind of twisted sumobitch &…with that special realization (Again the tie-in for you super note taking folks) I think I’d enjoy saying, “Let’s go to the bar – NOW! Don’t pass go & here’s your get out of jail FREE card. …SURE you can buy the first round – No Problemo! (& NO Kids allowed.) Maybe even sing some Karaoke after I can’t make out a damn thing other than the swirling lights. Come to think of it, I LOVE swirling lights…been “there” so often it brings me comfort. Speaking of “Comfort”…sure, I’ll have another shot before I go on. Janis Joplin is smiling down on me…I can feel it.

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Will somebody please call me a cab?

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29 Responses to “Guilt & Rambling”

  1. Anne Sagebiel Says:

    Hmmm… Good Job!

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  2. Wil Ian LePaz, you are one funny sonofabitch! I’m not sure whether to pour you a drink or send you a meeting list. Either way, don’t wait so long between rants. Ever since Dennis Miller went over to the dark side there hasn’t been a decent ranter in my radar – until now!

  3. You’re interesting, which is more than most bloggers accomplish.

  4. Will – this made my day.. I’ll meet you at the bar and buy you a glass of wine…I’m your kind of twisted sumobitch – and thst’s why we are friends 🙂

  5. Tina L Davidson Says:

    From one craZzy sumobitch to another one, Kudos to you & pass the bottle please…Oh, got any *Xanax to go with it? LOL…btw, Love the *references. ;*)

  6. Social comments and analytics for this post…

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  7. Well… I AGREE! I feel the same way about the spawn that people keep hatching; I’m a bit of a lazy blogger, too; and quite frankly, I’m blogging for ME & My purposes for the benefit of those who want to venture into My Domain.

    So, darling, kudos to you! And all that Jazz! (Our little inside nuance…)

    Kisses & slaps,
    Mss. Didi*

  8. Hello fellow sumobitch!
    Great job! I loved how you went on and on without saying anything! You made me laugh and smile….and for that I thank you. *abrazo!
    Blanca

  9. Where the hell do I start Wil?? You had me in stitches and loved your comparisons with your ozzie mate. She sounds like one interesting blogger LMFAO
    Seriously, am honoured, flattered, a little embarrassed, touched and impressed that I may have inspired you to blab, I mean blog. And don’t worry, you will blab occasionally, you won’t be able to help yourself… happens to the best of us 😉

  10. sumobitch is my middle name, just over here we spell it edward, minor details. keep boozin’ and never losin’ dude.

  11. I want to thank all of those who commented above. You have indeed made my week! CHEERS

  12. Love this Will! I’ll share it later when I’m back online. (((HUGS)))

  13. {{scratching my head}} LOL! Time for that shot of Crown Royal 🙂

  14. LOL, love it in my Aussie Black Opal wine soaked state! Where’s my recipe for pumpkin soup or was that title for the previous post? Wait, I’ll see…anyway, I told you I was wine soaked!

  15. Pumkin soup eh .. do ya feel better now you got it all out.. interesting post i might add.. well written even with out a theme of sorts to say lol

  16. You can keep the Karaoke, but pass the bottle over here!

    I’m a lazy blogger too. I don’t even have all that much interesting to say on Facebook or Twitter!

  17. Well, I guess I’m your “kind of twisted sumobitch” too. Definitely stick with this style. It’s you and it works.

  18. MORE big Thanks ! I really appreciate the feedback.

  19. PS…Re” Pumpkin Soup “….YES, its a previous entry. 3 other so far actually. Check them out too!

  20. Umm……I never thought I could be topped in long rambling sentences. Leave it to a guy in a bar. LOL Glad to see you post again. Now I’m inspired to do the same.

  21. Nice job. Makes me feel like I still drink. We would get in a lot of trouble if we did drink together. I used to love that kind of trouble and I still reminisce.
    Cheers!

  22. Well, my Virgo friend…. (this is your Piscean friend)…. it was a big deal that I did read all the way through your post as it is first thing in the morning for me and I’ve not yet had my coffee… so I’m that kind of a person (or friend). I love your dry earthy wit, and you’ve expressed yourself through that vehicle. “Pumpkin Soup” title is curious… but I’m a curious kitty so cheers to you and your blog. Thanks for sharing it with me. **I gotta go get my coffee NOW!** xo!

  23. Blondetxgoddess amy Says:

    OMG, you are just as random & warped as me. Love it! Send me more 😉
    Keep em coming love!
    Amy

  24. xSilkiex Says:

    aww you took me on a journey. In a CIRCLE but a journey none the less and a very enjoyable one at that! You simply crack me up!

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  26. cahootser Says:

    Okay, you’re a cab.

    Eri_Z from Blip.fm

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